Discover the juicy side of The Hague.

The best way to explore our royal city!

During a city walk with Tour Guide Patrick you will notice that a historical city tour can actually be very funny, shocking and even cosy. Because what better way is there to get to know an ancient city than through its juicy, creamy and even sinful tales which are told with unparalleled enthusiasm?!

Then you have not yet experienced a walking tour through The Hague with guide Patrick… ;-)
English guided city walks with Guide Patrick in The Hague.

The juiciest by far!

Historical, yet funny & juicy stories;
That is Guide Patrick!
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‘Mistakes’, scandals, intrigue, criminals & other scum.

During this English guided tour you will go on a historical walk along a variety of different locations in the old city centre of The Hague. In just under two hours you will cross famous squares, stroll along chic avenues and walk through dark, narrow alleys. Guide Patrick will tell you all kinds of funny and juicy and sometimes even depraved (but always true) anecdotes of what has taken place behind these beautiful façades; from strange facts to huge scandals.
Not only the stories about noblemen, Kings and “ordinary” locals, but also about gays, oblique marchers, fornicators and other scum.
Wether you are an expat, tourist or local; you will see the Royal Town through very different eyes!

All stories are completely historically substantiated,
but told in a vivacious and compelling way.

Water pump near the Big Church in The Hague.

Several juicy tours every week!

The city walks with Guide Patrick are scheduled all year round and several times a week. These are all on open enrollment, so you can sign up easily and even individually. Normally two English and two Dutch tours are scheduled weekly.

Upcoming city walks:

Friday, July 28th, 2017

Cancelled Sappige, Haagse Verhalen
Standbeeld van Haagse Harry.

Saturday, July 29th, 2017

Dutch guided tour Sappige, Haagse Verhalen
Dutch guided tour
7 tickets still available
Standbeeld van Haagse Harry.

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2017

English guided tour Juicy and Vivacious Stories
English guided tour
20 tickets still available
Johan de Witt by day
Dutch guided tour Sappige, Haagse Verhalen
Dutch guided tour
20 tickets still available
Haagse Harry tijdens stadswandeling met Gids Patrick

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Also available for Private Groups.

Are you organizing a corporate event, group getaway, birthday, bachelorette party, etc? Why not book a private group tour? In prior consultation my tours can often be customized in duration, location and/or content. And of course, this can generally be booked on a date and time which suit you best.
Please feel free to contact me for more information.