City tours with Guide Patrick

– Discover the juicy side of The Hague –

  • Do you think a city walk is all about boring facts and architectural styles?
  • Is a city tour is only interesting for tourists?
  • Does it always have to be politically correct?
Then you have not yet experienced a walking tour through The Hague with guide Patrick… 😉

During his city walks Tour Guide Patrick will show you that history can actually be funny, shocking and even very cosy. Because what better way is there to get to know an ancient city than through its juicy, creamy and even sinful tales which are told with unparalleled enthusiasm?!

‘Mistakes’, scandals, intrigue, criminals & other scum.

Guide Patrick - The juiciest city tours

During this English guided tour you will go on a historical walk along a variety of different locations in the old city centre of The Hague. In just under two hours you will cross famous squares, stroll along chic avenues and walk through dark, narrow alleys. Guide Patrick will tell you all kinds of funny and juicy and sometimes even depraved (but always true) anecdotes of what has taken place behind these beautiful façades; from strange facts to huge scandals.

Not only the stories about noblemen, Kings and “ordinary” locals, but also about gays, oblique marchers, fornicators and other scum.

The old water pump near the Big Church in The Hague
  • What keeps going wrong with our statues?
  • What sinful pastime did women have?
  • Who sells the most delicious egg cakes (eierkoeken) in the country?
  • What scandals could not bear the light of day?
  • What lies hidden at the bottom of the Royal Pond?
    And… why?

Wether you are an expat, tourist or local; you will see the Royal Town through very different eyes!

All stories are completely historically substantiated,
but told in a vivacious and compelling way.

Several tours every week.

The city walks with Guide Patrick are scheduled all year round and several times a week. These are all on open enrollment, so you can sign up easily and even individually. Normally three English and three Dutch tours are scheduled weekly.
 

Upcoming city walks:

Saturday, July 21st, 2018

Smeuïge en Sappige Verhalen
Dutch City Tour
Tickets available!
Standbeeld van Haagse Harry - startlocatie van Gids Patrick in Den Haag.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2018

Smeuïge en Sappige Verhalen
Dutch City Tour
Tickets available!
Standbeeld van Haagse Harry - startlocatie van Gids Patrick in Den Haag.

Friday, July 27th, 2018

Juicy and Gruesome Stories
English guided tour English Guided Tour
Tickets available!
The Royal Pond in The Hague by night. Guide Patrick.

Saturday, July 28th, 2018

Smeuïge en Sappige Verhalen
Dutch City Tour
Tickets available!
Standbeeld van Haagse Harry - startlocatie van Gids Patrick in Den Haag.

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Also available for Private Groups.

Are you organizing a corporate event, group getaway, birthday, bachelorette party, etc? Why not book a private group tour? In prior consultation my tours can often be customized in duration, location and/or content. And of course, this can generally be booked on a date and time which suit you best.
Please feel free to contact me for more information.